10 rules dating my teenage daughter show 31 year old man dating 19 year old
Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?Rule Eight : The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. (IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.Imagine being a retired special forces officer and then becoming a competitive black belt.LOL He was already sudden death in every direction!I’ll have great tomatoes next year, and no one will ever find you”.My daughter, in later years, told me a lot of her dates never even tried to kiss her good night, unless she forced the issue, and she couldn’t figure out why. When my daughter was a HS freshman, she got asked to prom by a Band Beast whom she, also a band beast, was not too sure of. Any gun cleaning around a young, wide-eyed boy works real well, LOL! "Me: "Only when I have to son, only when I have to..." This has been around for awhile.1: Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them after. 7: If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun. And as far as I remember at least some of the rules get mentioned (or acted out) in the TV show.
Rule Three : I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their trousers so loose that they appear to be falling off.
Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car--there is no need for you to come inside. A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be: ______________________________________________________________ B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: ______________________________________________________________ C: A woman's place is in the: ______________________________________________________________ D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: ______________________________________________________________ E. ___________________________ ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: ______________________________________________________________ F. __________________ I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
The camouflaged face watching you from the window is mine. _________________________________________________________ Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!
Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.